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Editorial cartoon of a D.C. United executive holding a giant stadium roof blueprint over an open city budget book at a D.C. Council lectern, while a wall map behind shows Buzzard Point's one-road-in one-road-out traffic loop and an economist points to a research binder whose every page says the same thing.

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United States - D.C. Wants a New Roof While the Budget Has a $600 Million Hole

D.C. United is asking Washington to chip in $300 million toward a $620 million Audi Field makeover - while the city faces a $600 million-plus fiscal shortfall and residents cite schools, housing and traffic gridlock.

Satire & commentary · 2026-10-24