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Editorial cartoon of an Austrian firefighter in full gear standing in a dried-up riverbed, holding a limp flat hose heroically while displaying a phone showing a social media appeal for a slurry tank, with a barn fire burning in the background and a rusty slurry tank on a trophy pedestal.

World

Austria: The Fire Brigade Has No Water and Is Begging Facebook for a Pig Tank

Austria's Jeging Volunteer Fire Brigade posted on social media asking for a used slurry tank after the Mattig river dried up completely, leaving them with no firefighting water. The Hydrographic Service confirms most Upper Austrian waterways are well below average, with no relief in sight.

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Satirical cartoon of an anthropomorphic beaver in a Notruf NÖ hi-vis vest patting a dam built from padlocked filing cabinets while ambulances queue behind it and a First Responder holds a 40-minute stopwatch in the foreground.

Politics

Austria: Lower Austria Cuts 11 Emergency Stations and Hides the Numbers

Austria's Lower Austria health plan 2040+ eliminates eleven emergency doctor stations, pushing response times from 8 to 40 minutes. The authority refuses to release its own data while a 20-year First Responder says doctors are needed in 95% of his area's cases - not the claimed one-third.

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