NOTHING IS OFF-LIMITS. ✦ SPORTS. POLITICS. SCANDALS. CULTURE.WE CATCH THE BULLSHIT.
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Editorial cartoon: a small AI robot with a stethoscope discovers a glowing crack in a giant spinal column representing the internet's PHP infrastructure, while a human IT auditor sleeps nearby and FBI and corporate figures freeze in horror with coffee cups mid-air

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The Internet's Backbone Had a Slipped Disc and Only the Robot Noticed

The PHP Foundation and the FBI's cyber division jointly warned on October 22, 2026 of two critical vulnerabilities in PHP - the language quietly powering most of the web - urging an immediate patch or full shutdown. The kicker: AI found the bugs humans missed for years.

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