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Editorial caricature of an Ubisoft executive ceremonially presenting a large official certificate to a worker holding a cardboard box, while office furniture flies out the window behind him and a trophy sits next to a burning invoice on his desk.

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Ubisoft Sold 3.5 Million Games, Lost €1.5 Billion, and Called It "Important" on the Way Out

Ubisoft fired 70 Singapore workers and proposed closing its Finnish RedLynx studio after a €1.5 billion net loss - then reassured survivors the Singapore office would "continue to play an important part" in global operations.

Satire & commentary · 2026-10-17

Ubisoft Sold 3.5 Million Games, Lost €1.5 Billion, and Called It "Important" on the Way Out

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