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The 'Humanitarian' Who Charged Four Years of Interest First

There is a specific kind of diplomatic theater that requires everyone in the room to pretend the curtain behind them is not on fire. Steve Witkoff pulled it off in St Petersburg, calling Vladimir Putin a 'humanitarian' while standing in the same country currently conducting a war in Ukraine. The compliment was technically occasioned by Putin releasing Stephen Hubbard - an American who had spent more than four years in a Russian jail - which is a bit like praising the landlord for fixing the leak he caused.

The Goodwill Gesture That Costs Nothing and Buys Everything

The 'humanitarian' label is doing extraordinary heavy lifting here. Putin ordered Hubbard's release as Witkoff arrived for Ukraine peace talks, which means the gesture cost Putin nothing diplomatically and earned him a character reference from Washington's own envoy. That is not humanitarianism. That is a hostage-adjacent transaction dressed in gift wrap, and Witkoff handed it a bow.

How Low Does the Bar Have to Go Before It Touches the Neva?

What makes this genuinely absurd is the backdrop. The peace talks are about ending a war Russia started. The goodwill gesture was releasing a man Russia jailed. The reward was being called, on camera, a humanitarian. If this is what increasingly close U.S.-Russia relations look like, the bar for that word has been quietly buried somewhere near the Neva River.