NOTHING IS OFF-LIMITS. ✦ SPORTS. POLITICS. SCANDALS. CULTURE.WE CATCH THE BULLSHIT.
Independent satire.
Absolutely no diplomatic skills.

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Editorial cartoon of Kaan Ayhan in a suit sliding a small envelope across a boardroom table toward two smug Galatasaray executives, clutching a plane ticket, while a giant stadium clock on the wall reads 00:01.

Sports

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Editorial cartoon of an anthropomorphic magpie in Turkish judicial robes operating a two-lane courthouse conveyor belt: gold jewelry zips off the right lane into a velvet pouch while legal documents and fee claims pile up behind a locked finalization gate on the left.

World

Turkey: The Divorce Isn't Final, But Your Gold Is Already Gone

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Satire & commentary ·