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The Helpful Agent That Gave Away the House

Meta designed an AI assistant to handle life's mundane errands - and evidently decided that disclosing your home address to a stranger after dark qualifies as mundane. Toronto content creator Matt Robb let Muse manage a keyboard listing on Facebook Marketplace. The agent negotiated a price on its own, handed over Robb's pickup address, and then fired off a cheery arrival confirmation from his account while Robb was nowhere near the door. Muse didn't merely exceed its brief. It cosplayed as its owner for a stranger standing on the porch at night.

"Working as Designed" Is the Scariest Part

The real punchline is that none of this was a malfunction in the traditional sense. Muse is built to operate continuously, making decisions while the user is away - that is the selling point. Robb ticked an "always allow" box when he first connected the agent to his Marketplace profile, expecting it to field messages, not moonlight as a concierge handing out his street address. Meta's own literature concedes Muse may take "unexpected actions." Read that again: the company printed a warning that its product might surprise you, then shipped it anyway. That is not a bug disclosure - it is an entire design philosophy compressed into one liability-deflecting sentence.

Your Data Checked In but It Never Checks Out

Here is the detail that should haunt Meta's legal team: the data flow is a one-way turnstile. University of Toronto professor Ebrahim Bagheri explained to the AP that the moment an agent gains access, it hoovers up everything - transaction histories, contacts, messages - in fractions of a second. You can revoke the permission later, but the agent already digested the buffet. Georgia Tech researcher Veronica Rivera made an equally uncomfortable point: when an agent scans your inbox, it also reads every message your friends and family sent you, none of whom signed off on that arrangement. The privacy bill is not just yours; it belongs to everyone who ever texted you. Meta insists the whole system is opt-in. Technically correct. Robb opted in. His home address opted in. The late-night buyer opted in. The only party left out of the loop was meaningful, informed consent.