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Editorial cartoon of Kaan Ayhan in a suit sliding a small envelope across a boardroom table toward two smug Galatasaray executives, clutching a plane ticket, while a giant stadium clock on the wall reads 00:01.

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Turkey: Galatasaray's One-Minute Man Is Buying His Own Exit

Kaan Ayhan has played exactly 1 minute for Galatasaray this season, yet holds a contract until June 2028. He is now reportedly offering to waive half a season's salary just to be released - making the hostage cover his own ransom.

Satire & commentary · 2026-10-17

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