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Editorial cartoon: A Bucharest city official celebrates in front of a gleaming rebuilt school, holding giant scissors and a framed press release, while a massive padlock secures the door behind him. The key to the padlock hangs visibly from his own belt. Students in winter coats sit on the pavement outside doing homework.

Politics

Romania: Bucharest's Sector 5 City Hall Rebuilt the School. Then Locked It.

One year after the deadly Calea Rahovei gas explosion in Bucharest, Sector 5 City Hall issued a proud anniversary press release about rebuilding school classrooms - while admitting students still cannot enter them, because "the authorities" haven't cleared it. City Hall is those authorities.

Satire & commentary · 2026-10-17

Editorial cartoon: a USCIS bureaucrat in a patriotic top hat furiously jabs a giant calculator trying to add a fee increase to a work-permit renewal form, but the screen rounds every attempt down to zero. In the background, an ICE window displays a neon $5,300 price tag above a stunned citizen with an empty wallet.

Politics

The One Big Beautiful Bill Accidentally Gave Immigrants a Fee Freeze

Congress's tough immigration law couldn't outsmart a rounding rule. USCIS FY2027 fees leave EAD renewals frozen at zero increase while ICE enforcement costs balloon to $5,300 - a bureaucratic own-goal written into the bill itself.

Satire & commentary · 2026-10-17

Romania: Bucharest's Sector 5 City Hall Rebuilt the School. Then Locked It.

The One Big Beautiful Bill Accidentally Gave Immigrants a Fee Freeze

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