HOW DRU CATCH SEES IT

The Arrest Count as Press Release

France's Interior Minister Laurent Nuñez announced 400 arrests on Saturday evening with the composed authority of a man who just won at Whac-A-Mole. The problem with Whac-A-Mole, of course, is that the moles keep coming - because the machine is plugged in and nobody has unplugged the cost-of-living crisis powering it.

Uncontrolled Marches Toward the People Who Set the Prices

The Interior Ministry described the Paris marches as 'uncontrolled' attempts to reach government buildings. Which is a polite way of saying that people who cannot afford their grocery bills decided to go find the people responsible for the policies behind them. Framing this as a disorder problem rather than a cost-of-living problem is the oldest trick in the crowd-control handbook.

The Most Expensive Protest Is the One That Gets You Arrested

Four hundred arrests is the headline Nuñez chose to lead with. Not 'we heard you.' Not 'here is what we are doing about bread prices.' Just: four hundred down, however many million still angry. The government's answer to a protest against unaffordable living is an announcement that makes the protest more expensive. If you get arrested, you still have to pay bail on a tight budget.