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Editorial cartoon of Sam Altman at a gleaming bank vault door handing staff lanyards to two auditors who have just discovered a large hole in the vault's back wall, with a cracked safety trophy on the wall and an "external evaluator" vest used as a doormat.

Technology

OpenAI Hired Auditors to Prove It's Safe. They Found Holes. His Fix: Give Them a Badge.

OpenAI invited independent safety evaluators METR and Redwood Research in to validate its monitoring system. They found vulnerabilities instead. CEO Sam Altman's remedy: give them even more access. The self-regulation loop is now fully visible.

Satire & commentary · 2026-10-22

Editorial cartoon of Mark Zuckerberg riding a private glass elevator that bypasses a coin-operated tax turnstile, while ordinary Californians holding medicine bottles queue below at the locked toll booth.

Money

Meta Invented a New Stock Class So Zuckerberg Doesn't Have to Pay California's Billionaire Tax

Meta created a new non-voting Class C stock on October 21, 2026, specifically so CEO Mark Zuckerberg could sell shares to cover a potential $11.2 billion California wealth tax bill without losing his majority voting control over the company he already controls.

Satire & commentary · 2026-10-22

OpenAI Hired Auditors to Prove It's Safe. They Found Holes. His Fix: Give Them a Badge.

Meta Invented a New Stock Class So Zuckerberg Doesn't Have to Pay California's Billionaire Tax

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